This is one of the best movies you'll ever see, despite the fact Keanu does not have a main role. It is just hillarious.
Based on a true story, it's about Rosalie (Tracey Ullman), who works in the family pizzeria, finding out that her husband is cheating on her and attempting to kill him by which ever means possible. With aid of her mother (Joan Plowright) and friend/pizza boy (River Phoenix) they try about 5 different things including hiring "hitmen"; the pathetic duo of Harlan and Marlon (William Hurt and Keanu). You'll laugh and laugh and laugh. Unless the way Keanu looks (nose piercing, shaved strips of hair, etc) bugs you too much! LOL
Kevin Kline....Joey Boca
Tracey Ullman....Rosalie Boca
Joan Plowright....Nadja
River Phoenix....Devo Nod
William Hurt....Harlan James
Keanu Reeves....Marlon James
James Gammon (I)....Lt. Larry Schooner
Jack Kehler....Sgt. Carlos Wiley
Victoria Jackson (I)....Lacey
Miriam Margolyes....Joey's Mother
Alisan Porter....Carla Boca
Jon Kasdan....Dominic Boca
Heather Graham....Bridget
Michelle Joyner....Donna Joy
John Kostmayer....Benny
-Keanu working with River, again.
-Keanu's character is so stupid and silly it's funny.
-Keanu suits this character really well...strangely...
-Keanu and William procrastinating on killing Joey - chanting about Regge Jackson, reading, etc.
Keanu quotes
"Joey? Who's Joey?" (Every time Joey's name is meantioned)
"Isn't that illegal? I mean having sex with a kangaroo."
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